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RUNO GOKDEMIR - AUGUST 2006

We start this monthly feature with an interview with the big cheese himself, Runo Gokdemir as J "Bubble" D caught up with him after a hard training session with his squad, prior to the start of the season, quizzing him on this season's expectations, the current squad and some memories after a decade of Esprit. Read on...

JD : Welcome to this, the first edition of Diola's Diaries, and may I say it it a pleasure to kick off procedings with a world exclusive interview with Runo "The Special One" Gokdemir, the player manager of Esprit Football Club. Welcome Mr. Gokdemir.

Gaffer : Please, call me Runo.

Ok, Thank you but you must address me as Mr. Diola, none of this Johnny Bubble stuff.

Boss : Sure, this is your column.

Going back to the very beginning, tell me about your inspiration that made you created Esprit all those years ago. What was behind the drive that created the team?

Well, you could read the History page of this website to get the full story but basically we were a bunch of school kids and instead of having a kickabout in the park, we decided to create a formal club. I had played for Newbury Park Rangers, Bancrofts and Wanstead Wanderers in my youth and I noticed that not everyone was treated fairly, so having evaluated how other clubs were run, I decided to create my own club and run it as fair as possible, because the priority was about having fun and enjoying yourself. Let me put it this way, its a bit like working for a firm, and instead of complaining about the faults and your suggestions on how to improve things falling on deaf ears, you take it all onboard and do it yourself in your own company. I like it when I am my own boss. I was determined and stubborn that the idea of Esprit Football Club would work and even though I was a poor 18 year old student, I made it work. It wasnt easy starting so young but you have to start somewhere.

What was the most difficult part in setting up a club?

I think like most businesses, the initial funding is the most difficult part. Instead of using my business studies student loan towards textbooks, or what most students do and spend it on alcohol, I hired a pitch, purchased a kit, and invested in some equipment. Once this was sorted, the rest of the pieces started to fall in place. Another difficult part was to get players as young as 15 - 16 to turn up to games and listen to a 18 year old talk rubbish, because to be honest my speeches back then were not exactly Winston Churchill. I was a very nervous public speaker back then.

How did you come up with the name Esprit and does it have a special meaning?

I cant take the credit for that one, we had a board meeting at the time and my brother Olgun, came up with the name. Basically most people associate the name with the car manufacture, Lotus, and I believe in French and Italian it means flair and elegance... we were far from that, we were a bunch of Jokers, and Esprit in Turkish means a joke. Still people get the pronounciation wrong, it is with a silent "t" so Espri is the correct way to say it.

As player manager what special qualities do you bring into this team Jose?

As a manager, I would like to think that I have improved each season. I dont have a bad track record but I dont have a great one either. The experience I have gained over the years is to treat everyone fairly, regards of stature. You never know who you will need on them cold January mornings. At the end of the day, even if I am the one in charge, without the players there would be no club and certain players have helped me out over the years. By creating a family bond we all work hard for each other. Man Management is key. This is not a quality everyone has. Loyality is another factor that I have installed. For example players like Tolga Kulahcigil and David Alexander have played 8 seasons, The Hollick brothers have given their all to the Esprit cause, whilst Neg Dupree, Olgun Gokdemir and Phil Lewis are all due their testimonials after 10 years of outstanding service. A fantastic achievement in this day and age. On average most players stay for 3-4 seasons. As a player, I offer nothing.

What have been your best memories of Esprit?

There have been so many. Seeing players develop with no confidence into good hard working players gives me great satisfaction, I like to bring out the best in everyone. On a personal level, getting promoted twice has been superb.

What were your highs and lows of the 2005- 06 season?

We didnt have a great season to be honest, we started fairly brightly, successfully defending the Creative Printers Cup, but injuries took their toll and some players just disappeared when they should have stood up and been counted. It was very difficult for me when some players went AWOL for training. We had to knock it on its head for the season as the club was losing a lot of money and this affected our fitness and as a football club we suffered for it, and narrowly avoiding relegation. As a manager it maybe made me a bit stronger, as democracy no longer exists in this club. People get lazy and relax and our league is one of the most demanding in Essex, so we cant afford to sit on our laurels. I will of course listen to views but ultimately make the decisions that best suit the interests of the club, which is very close to my heart. If the players doesnt agree, it might be time for them to move on. Another season like that one is unacceptable and hence why the club has invested in a massive recruitment drive.

Runo talking tactics

What are your expectations for the new season?

Well it has to be better than last season for sure, or I will lose my job !!! We really should finish in the top half of the table but there are a few tasty teams in our division so a good start is key. We have to take it a week at a time but a third promotion is not out of the question. The club is long overdue a cup final and to gain some major silverware would be nice. Its all down to the players at the end of the day, if enough of them want it, and train hard, it can be done. Im hoping for a special season, one to remember.

How is the squad shaping up?

It is too early to say, it has been the biggest squad I have ever had to deal with and we have 34 players on the books at the moment. It is a shame we never had this many earlier in the summer as I toyed with the idea of setting out two sides but at the end of the day it was too late to enter another team as the league deadline had passed, and no one else was really willing to manager a second side. Unfortuntely I cant take everyone on, and will sign 18-20 players at the most, but everyone will be welcome to come to training during the season in order to improve and force their way into the squad. What I will say is that thus far, I have been hugely impressed with everyones attutide and that is half the battle won already.

You also have a special association with Saturday side Glendale. How did this begin?

I wanted to play some Saturday league football as I had never tried before and was looking for teams in the local area. I had referreed in the Ilford and District league and decided to join one of the sides in that league. As Glendale play at the end of my road, they seemed the obvious choice and the warmth of their manager Howard Parker won me over. I joined Glendale in the summer of 2003 and our special partnership has lead to several players playing from both sides. I introduced Glendale to Esprit's Hall of Famer Andy Hollick and now Glendale goalscoring legend, John "JT" Taylor amongst others. In return we have benefitted from gaining the experience of Stuart Greenhill and Dan "Jack" Parker, and of course his brother Rob Parker, who is only the best linesman in Essex. Glendale are a great club and I love them to bits. If Esprit is my baby, Glendale is my adopted son.

Which footballing managers inspire you?

Brian Clough was a legend and I have picked up so much from his book, and I'm also a great fan of Terry Venables. His book was also very interesting. Arsene Wenger never seems to see things go against him but he is a great manager once he puts his glasses on. Jimmy Greaves is my idol, it is a shame that he never became a manager, but it would be a dream of mine if he could come and watch an Esprit game.

Any room in the team for a Bubble? Like my dreams they fade and die?

Let me put it this way, if I were you I would concentrate on improving your interview technique.

On that bombshell, I would like to thank you for your time and wish you all the best with the upcoming season.

The pleasure was all mine Bubble Boy.

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OLGUN GOKDEMIR & NEG DUPREE - SEPTEMBER 2006

An exclusive double interview with Olgun Gokdemir and Neg Dupree who have both reached their tenth season with Esprit FC. J "Bubble" D tracked down the boys after their testimonial game against Bryant Rovers where they were both officially entered into the Esprit Hall of Fame as Platinum Players.

JD: Welcome to this the second edition of Diola’s Diaries, and it is with real pleasure to interview Olgun Gokdemir and Neg Dupree who have reached their testimonial years with Esprit FC. This month marks the club's 10th birthday and who better to talk to that two of the original survivors of the first ever game. That's a huge achievement given the comings and goings of modern day football - so a big congratulations to you both! OG: Thanks Bubble and Squeak NEG: Ah Really !!!

JD: So how does it feel to be a Platinum Player at last.

OG: About time !!

NEG: It's feels great to be a platinum player. Real Platinum players are those who have given 10 years service. Not like Alan Hollick who get it just by being old and retiring! The Cheek. Ogs and I didn't even know this match was our testimonial till after the game. I think at the end of this season we should have a proper testimonial. I'll have to ask Runo, but it probably won't happen knowing him.

JD: How do you two know each other and why did you join Esprit?

OG: We met at secondary school (Bancroft’s) in an Home Economics lesson, if I remember correctly! We were both so intent in causing a little mayhem and creating a mess that we both teamed up and nearly gave the teacher a nervous breakdown. Neg ended up become infamous in the school for his mischievous antics. I was repeatedly told by my form tutors to keep away from him, even my parents were warned during a parent's evening, however we stayed together as a team, captaining the ‘bad’ football team and doing all sorts of pranks.
As for joining Esprit, well as I was too crap to join any other team, I helped my brother Runo set the foundations to the club. My first step was to convinced Neg to join and he also knew my brother through school as well.

NEG: Ogs is nearly right. We met at school in one of the very first classes in the first year back in 1990. Everyone had to pair up to bake risotto in Home Economics. As we were both so wierd, no one wanted to pick us as their partner so we ended up as the last 2 left, so that was it. I remeber calling him Oglin for the first month of school but that was the start of a wicked friendship. We spent my 5 years at school causing chaos and I don't think anyone has ever made me laugh as much as Ogs. All I remember from my physics lessons is tears rolling down our faces in hysterics every lesson. May I just add, the risotto was inedible.
I got to know Runo (aka Onur) through Ogs as well and we became firm friends. After I left school, I remember he phoned me at home and told me about the football team he wanted to create. I said yes immediately and have been involved from day one. I was pushing for the team to be called Broadmoor Day Release XI, but he just wouldn't have it. I still think that's a better name.

JD: Do you remember your first game for Esprit FC and how did it go?

NEG: I vaguely remember it, I was probably drunk. I think they were called Brookfield. We lost 3-0 but I thought we played ok considering the team was made up of some of the biggest losers in East London. I think we missed 4 or 5 clear cut chances.

OG: All I remember is being sqaure and on-side to a striker who blasted the ball over into the next field. When screaming "Why didn’t you pass" (I never usually say that) the reply I got was that he was too busy thinking about his goal celebration. It still winds me up to this day. The whole thing was a disaster: the organisation, the keeper only had one kid sized glove, own goals, and complete howlers. So not much as changed in 10 years since that first game against Brookfield, I suppose.

JD: What have been your best memories at the club over the last 10 years?

OG: The Christmas night out was fantastic. The chaos we caused was incredible. I was drunk before we left for the club, on no more than half a glass of JD and coke. Neg and Dave Alex causing trouble until Dave fell unconscious. Zed (a former player) lying about being a semi-pro and trying to chat up any thing that moved. Also some notible victories over Gold 3-1, Hammers 6-1 and a game against Walthamstow Panthers which involved me saving a penalty. There are a few others but I’m bad at remembering the other team names.

NEG: As far as nights out go, that Christmas do was hilairious. Togs and I must have stolen 5 bottles of wine from the bar everytime the barman turned his back. Apparently I bit some girl on the arm cos she tried to stop me drinking her tequilas?!??! I thought Dave Alex was gonna die, he was so drunk. Mind you, for three years, Dave and I would be in pub every Sunday getting wrecked after the game. There's so many good memories, I can't even think.

JD: How have you seen the club evolve over the last 10 years?

OG: Some players have changed as they retired. Other than that erm… can’t think of any.

NEG: As Ogs said, we used to turn up to matches with things like no proper goal keeping gloves, flat balls, no nets, the wrong kit or not enough players. Down the years, this is vastly improved which you've gotta give Runo some credit for. To also go from having some of the most dangerous, biggest drug takers, and most unreliable football players, to actually competing over the years is a remarkable feat. The last few years we've aged a bit and calmed down and I think this season is the best we've looked as a squad since the beginning.

JD: Combined you have both been awarded Man of the Match 40 times in your careers, that is no mean feat. What was the best game you both played in?

NEG: I think that my best game was Ricky's 100th game, I scored a hat trick and ran the show for 90 minutes, I think we won 6-0. I've had several games where I think I've played exceptionally. Another one that springs to mind was when I turned up on Sunday morning absolutely smashed from the night before. Runo said he wouldn't play me cos I was paralytic, but I begged him to play and he didn't regret it. I can't remember who it was against but it was torrential rain and I was slidding around all over the pitch winning every tackle. I remember a last ditch tackle to stop this big dude scoring, I smashed him to the ground and won the ball, I did a Cryuff turn and then trapped the ball & backheeled it to Murph. Loved it!!! To be honest, I think I should have had a few more man of the matches over the years. But I always moan about stuff like that. Ogs has played some blinders for Esprit but one game when he was in goal, he saved everything that came his way, including a penalty, probably one of the best performances I've seen from anyone in an Esprit shirt.

OG: 4th April 2004, Ashton Park 0 - 4 Esprit was probably my best performance ever. I remember scoring after about 10 seconds from their kick off. I also scored later on in the game from a tight angle. I can’t remember Neg’s best game as he has played well in so many games. If you watch Neg for any amount of time and you are bound to see a goal smashed in from outside the box.

JD: What was the greatest goal you have scored in the famous purple panther colours?

OG: My greatest goal ever was the "River Dance" goal. Fantastic. I was toying with their defence with footwork never seen before, even in the history of the professional game. So infamous it is now called the "River Dance." If you are a defender and you see the dance, you may find it easier to look away then to try to stop me in vain. Briefly it involves dancing around two defenders (while looking off balance, when actually I am in total control) and then delicately lofting the ball outside the area in the top corner of the goal.

NEG: Don't seem to remember that one Ogs, funny that! I've scored a few blinders, out of all my goals, I have only scored one left footed and two headers. My favourite and by far the best right footer was when I scored from the half way line. The keeper ran out of his box to clear the ball and I pre-empted where he was going to kick it, I intercepted the ball, looked up, and launched it from half way, it went in the top corner and it felt wicked.

JD: Who is your idol in the game?

OG: I don't have an idol. I gave up having an idol a long time ago and just concentrated on enjoying watching players on form.

NEG: The passion of Paolo DiCanio and Stuart Pearce cannot be beaten. More recently Steven Gerrard is the complete player in my opinion...and of course Runo !!!! Still can't believe that volley went in !

JD: How do you motivate yourself before a game? You more of a Westwood guy or a Whitney Houston?

NEG: Back in the day, I'd be out on a Saturday night taking loads of drugs, so Whitney Houston cos she's a crack whore. Ogs and I used to love hip hop, especially, NWA and The Wu-tang. Now I'm older and more chilled out, I stay in with my beloved on an Saturday night so I'm fresh for the game on Sunday. I prefer more Indie bands nowadays like The Kooks, Oasis, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and especially, Jack Johnson. I'll have my alphabetti spaghetti on toast and a Lucozade on Sunday morning and loads of water.... I wish the gaffa would get a gettho blaster to play in the changing rooms, he's been saying that for ten years!!!

OG: I don't have time to do or think of anything. I have to get up 7am in order to haul my ass from Wimbledon on time. Also I can't listen on music on the scooter.

JD: What are your expectations for Esprit FC this season and for the years ahead?

OG: Definitely want to win the league this year and start moving up the leagues. We have some good players and can do it this year.

NEG: Winning the league would be nice this season. Yeah, we can definitely achieve it this year. I wanna win one cup before I'm 40 is that too much to ask?

JD: What the funniest thing you have seen in a game over the last 10 years and what was your most embarrassing moment? Come on boys this cant be difficult?

OG: I've missed a couple of open goals that were embarrassing. The most notable one was in a friendly this season, having run from our defensive area onto a pass inside their area. It was harder to miss. Think Jenas....but worse.

NEG: I don't get embarrassed. Waste of emotion.

And funniest moments?

OG: Dave Alex losing his car in the car park.... the whole team started to look for his car, with someone about to call the police in the thought that it was stolen until Dave realised that he had left it at home. Then in our first season a team brought champagne to a game to celebrate promotion, needing a point off us to clinch it. They were thinking that we were whipping boys - however they ended up beening thwarted and laughed at by us.

Also when Tolga scoring a header and his face went straight into the ground afterwards – when he looked up his face was just brown with mud, only the whiteness of his teeth and eyes showing through. Another classic goal but for the wrong reasons was Rob Hurst stopping a goal on the line, only to stumble and walk the ball into his own goal. (wasn't funny at the time, but was great for winding him up)

Ray Caldwell's shouting at a team mate " I'll bounce you all over Plaistows Park, you Plum." Also Murphy's "Murphy splash" goal celebration and then realising that Murphy’s actual first name was Gary.

Also Neg and Runo eyeing up some girls in a car, thinking that they were in and then only to look at each other and realise they are head to toe in mud. The look on their faces was so funny. Also Dave’s "baywatch" slow-mo run as he came to the aid to help Runo and me, after our car had ignited. (that’s a long story).

...there's so many I can't think of all of them.

NEG: There have been hundreds of funny moments, Ogs has mentioned some of the most memorable, but here are a few more;
I once stole Runo's car from outside his house before a game and drove off but it staled and got stuck in the middle of the road, blocking all the traffic. (He caught up and wasn't best pleased and bitch slapped me, you can't blame him though, I don't even have a licence)
Also when Runo dyed his hair ginger, and we all called him Yogi for the rest of the season, but I can't mention hair without mentioning some of Dave Alex's creations. That reminds me, I need to lend him my hacksaw to get rid off those finger and toe nails. Looks like something out of X men.
Phil Lewis when he picked up his most recent booking. When he got booked he was so rude and facecious to the ref. He spelled is name out to the ref. In the most patronising voice... LEWIS .... L for Loser, E for Emu, W for Wally, I for Igloo, S for Sugar. I was so sure he was gonna swear...

JD: What your best memory of each other over the last 10 years?

OG: I can't disclose that information - it's a rather sensitive matter.

NEG: Yeah. Come on. We can't tell you that stuff. Next question.

JD: Fair comment. So any final comments.

OG: Esprit forever.

NEG: Ooooh AHHH! A REEEEEDY a Quaaaar Ooooh AHHH! A REEEEEDY a REEEEEDY

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TOLGA KULAHCIGIL - OCTOBER 2006

Welcome to this the third edition of Diola’s Diaries. It gives me real pleasure to interview Esprit FC’s resident mega-star, and Team Captain Tolga Kulhagicil. Tolga had a fantastic 2006 season- Golden Boot winner and also voted Esprit FC Player of the Year by his fellow peers.

JD: Welcome Togs. So Club Captain, 2006 Golden Boot winner, 2006 Player of the Year - Could last season have gone any better for you?

TOG : Yes, we could have won the league and the cups we were in! (Where did we find this guy!!!) – Listen, it’s all about the success of the club and the team, not about individuals. I’d happily give up both trophies, in exchange for club success – that’s what Esprit is all about.

JD :How did you react to being awarded Player of the Year as voted by your fellow peers?

TOG : It’s always great to be recognized for your efforts – but there is no greater accolade than receiving this level of recognition by your team mates. They’re the guys who you play for, and that you rely on in tough times – and last season was a tough one! I humbly thank the guys, but you know me John, I believe there’s no I in TEAM !

JD : Do you remember your first ever game for Esprit FC and how did it go? According to my research it was an away game against Newventus on 2nd Feb 1997.

TOG : I remember it vaguely, I turned up thinking what a shite name for a club – Newventus. What a bunch of jokers! However, what I do remember very clearly is that when donned on that very special purple shirt, I knew I was a purple panther for life – you could say it was a life defining moment for me – I knew I would never, could never play for another Sunday League side – Esprit forever.

JD : How have you enjoyed the role of club captain? Are you more of a Roy Keane, Stuart Pearce or a Ryan Giggs?

TOG : I’ve captained the side on the odd occasion in the past, but the Gaffer was kind enough to honour me with the armband pretty much all of last season, and announced me as club captain for the current season. But look Bubble, let me tell you this, the arm band, as a physical object doesn’t matter, every game I’ve ever played in my life, I step and play as if I have that arm band on. You have to give it your all, every time, for every one of your team mates. I’ve told the boys in the past, when we step out there as a team, there should always be 11 captains on the pitch! We play together, for each other, we are one team with one vision – not a bunch of individuals. As to whether I’m more of a Keane or a Pearce, I would say neither – I play my game, my way, with heart, passion, and determination – I’ll let you choose who you think is a good comparison.

JD : What’s your favourite position (on the pitch!) left back or striker?

TOG : Look Bubble, have you listened to a word I’ve said! If you knew anything you would know that I tell the Gaffer this “Put me wherever you think I will benefit the team most” and that’s my favourite position – doesn’t matter where on the pitch it is, I turn up and give it my best. I think the only position I haven’t played for Esprit is in goal – which I can’t understand as I’m a touch under 6 foot – Gaffer – why have I never played in goal?

JD : Who has been your inspiration in the game? As a West Ham fan do West Ham favourites Bobby Moore and Paolo Di Canio rank highly?

TOG : I think Bobby Moore is a special player in anyone’s book, especially to people in our area and you can’t look to anyone better really – heart, passion, determination, pride, vision, team player and a great individual – you can see why he was so pivotal to the England World Cup success in 1966. Funnily enough I rate Di Canio for exactly the same reasons, plus the fact that he had great skill and he also pushed a Ref over! But my main inspiration are the other 10 men that turn up on Sunday, when its cold and wet, to play for Esprit.

JD : You recently reached your 100th game for the club. What has been your best game thus far?

TOG : That’s easy Bubble – pick any game where we whooped Gold, Woodford Hammers or North Romford – they’ve all been great team Esprit performances, where the football did the talking – there’s nothing more satisfying!

JD : What are your expectations over the coming season?

TOG : Well I’m hoping we get a better team reporter, these questions are whack! On a serious note, I would love for the team to bed down. We’ve had a lot of personnel change over the last 18 months and its been tough. If we can get a regular squad to play together week in, week out and also train together – on any given Sunday - there’s no one we can’t beat in this league. I’d like to think that we have the potential to finish in the top 3, whether we fulfil that potential is down to the 11 guys who walk out on to that pitch on a Sunday.

JD :Do you have faith in the gaffer? And do you share his vision for the season?

TOG : Bubble, you’re obviously new to this but let me tell you this – if people didn’t have faith in the Gaffer and their team mates, they wouldn’t play. Given that I turn up and play for Esprit, automatically means that I have faith in the Gaffer and share his vision – for the season, and beyond. (Honestly, what an amateur! I know accountants that ask better questions than this)
There is no-one more passionate about Esprit than Runo. Over the years, he has put loads of time and effort into the club. I agree and share his principles, and when he asks me for my opinion and advice on things, I tell him straight. You’d expect this of any relationship between a captain and the manager.

JD : What have been the most amusing moments over the years? Legend has it that you once scored a goal using your head whilst the ball was on the goalline stuck in the mud….!

TOG :I think that’s got to be one of the funniest moments in Esprit history. After having been passed the ball and passing the keeper, I stopped the ball on the line, took three steps back, and did a bit of a Klinsmann swan dive, to header the ball in. I didn't take into consideration all the mud in the goal mouth, but when I got up (I’m realiably informed) that my face was caked in mud and all you could see were my eyes and my teeth! To this day, I’m surprised the other team didn’t kick the sh*t out of me for being so cheeky!

JD : I hear you’re pretty decent at golf- scoring 37 PB round the par 3 at Fairlop is pretty mean going! Have you taken any of that composure into your game?

TOG : Thanks Bubble, as my golfing buddy, thought you might mention that! Yes, I’ve taken up golf in the last few months – and am really enjoying it. But to answer your question – No – there’s nothing composed about my golfing game!!! So, another shite question, I believe that’s your hat trick!
What I have come to realize though, is that no two rounds of golf are ever the same! What is important, and applicable to all of us at Esprit, is that if you step out there with the same attitude, desire and determination, you’ll win every time!

JD : What has been your favourite goal to date ?

TOG : Easy – last season, away to Astra. Og’s headed it down from within the centre circle, as the ball was coming down, I saw the keeper off his line, so decided to volley it. It was one of those sweet stikes that just flew into the top corner – for the first time in my life, I was speechless! Which for all those who know me, it quite something.

JD : Once you get the chance to lift a trophy, which hand would you use first ?

TOG : Let’s get that trophy first, then I’ll worry about which bloody hand I’m gonna use!

JD: Togs, Thanks for your time. Until next month folks.

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RICKY BLANKS- NOVEMBER 2006

Welcome to the fourth edition of Diola’s Diaries. This month we have a special Esprit legend as we welcome back club veteren Ricky Blanks. The returns back to the club as the club coach and runs the training sessions every Wednesday.

JD : First of all, welcome back to the club. How does it feel to be back home?

RB : It feels good to be back as if I had never left. The new and old players have all welcomed me back into the squad. It was definitely the right decision to move back to Esprit.


JD : This is your second spell at the club ? Why did you leave and also what made you return ?

RB: I left Esprit as I felt I needed a new challenge and at the time a lot of the original Esprit players had also moved on leaving the squad very very short. I returned to Esprit because the club I was at was not fulfilling my potential and I was no longer enjoying my football.

JD: You are one of the handful of players who played in Esprit's first ever game 10 years ago. What do you remember about that game and in fact the build up to that first ever season ?

RB : It was an exciting time but to be honest I did have my concerns as some of the players in the squad hadn't played 11-a-side football in a league before.

JD : You got your first goal for the club on the last day of that season in the infamous Wathamstow Panthers match which helped Esprit record a 4-3 win which helped keep them up. What took you so long ?

RB : During our first season goals and chances didn't come very often. If my memory serves me corrrectly I am sure that in some games we rarely got the ball past the half way line, and being a striker this made it very difficult to get a touch of the ball let alone score. If you check the stats for the opening season you will see where I am coming from.

JD : According to the Esprit records over the past decade you are the player with the highest amount of assists and in the top 5 goalscorers. Are you just a lucky player ?

RB : I like to class myself as an all round player. I have played in defence, midfield and attack therefore I have learnt to defend, create and score. Not being big-headed but I don't think there are many players that I have played with that have this quality.

JD : What is your favoured position ?

RB: At the moment as a striker as I feel this is a position that needs addressing.

JD : You are one of the more senior players now ? How do you pace yourself ?

RB: Age is experience and nothing else. I still think I am fitter than most and still have good pace even though maybe not as quick as when I was in my early twenties. Anyone that disagrees I will be more than happy to challenge you!

JD: You have recently been promoted to club coach? How do you feel about this role and also the added responsibility towards it ? Any messages to the players and fans ?

RB: I am not going to lie being the coach for Esprit is a difficult and at times frustrating position to have taken up. However on the positive side it gives me the opportunity to pass on my knowledge and experience to the team as I feel the team definitely needs direction in this field. It would be nice if at least seventy percent of the team attended the sessions because without this there is only so much you can do. On top of all that I hope that next season we can attract new players that are committed to training.

JD : Do you therefore have a role in the selection of the side on matchdays?

RB : No. If I did there would be some changes to the team based on attitude and attendance to training.

JD : Over the years, who are the best players you have had the pleasure to share the field with ?

RB : In the early years I enjoyed playing up front with Gareth Foot as we had developed a good striking partnership and I hope to see this partnership resurrected again.

JD : Any plans on retirement or are you just another Teddy Sheringham ?

RB : I am not a Teddy Sheringham because he is crap. I have no plans to retire so can you shut up about the age thing. It obviously bothers you more than me. I must point out that there is now such a thing as age discrimination so therefore I would suggest you get a good lawyer as you will be hearing from mine.

JD: Thanks for your time, and enclosing with some breaking news that your special lady is expecting. Congratulations. Your going to be a father for the second time after baby Olivia. Any names planned ?

RB : You are right Lisa and I have a nine month old baby girl named Olivia and we are expecting our second (last) child on 8th July. We have been told that the baby is a boy and the scan shows this clearly to be the case or we have a girl with three legs. The name we have in mind is Louis (french pronounciation).

JD : Good luck with the season coach.

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NICK HANSON & DAN BURTON - DECEMBER 2006

This month's interview is another joint interview between Esprit's Two Goalkeepers. For the past decade Esprit has always had just one keeper and last season struggled in the keeper department with players drawing lots. Then suddenly like London buses, two come along. Enjoy the interview as Bubble Boy grills the keepers.

JD : Welcome Gentlemen, thanks for your time today. Its a pleasure to have two of the finest goalkeepers in my company.

DB : I’d like to say the same thing, but there’s a funny smell in the room. I think it’s Nick

NH : No worries. I am No. 1 just remember that, apart from when Im on the juices on Saturday night.

JD : So do you both get along seeing as your in direct competition with each other?

DB: I’d like to think so, but like all players we both want to play week in week out and with the way the team is playing at the mo, I think were the best two players in the side.

NH: : Yeah funnily enough we do get on, its good to have competition as it keeps you on your toes but we all know that Im still No 1.

JD : Do you think that you have improved in the short time that you have both been at the club ?

DB: Well this is my first season playing 11-A-side football since I was 15 years old. I had a good pre season but have struggled to repeat that form so far. I think it’s cos of the abuse I get from AIDS and Fat Man Foot.

NH: Yeah I think that I have improveda lot since joining the club, don’t know what the team think though.

JD : Nick, you have been at the club for over a year now. What are your impressions thus far ?

NH : Yeah it’s a great club, but could be a lot better with the right commitment from the whole squad.

JD : Dan, this is your debut season. In fact your the only new player to have survived from pre-season. How does this make you feel ?

DB : Well from the generation line I come from I feel the team is letting me down, I should have someone washing my boots and being paid a wage. I think I’m going to have to have a word with the gaffer. He keeps telling me we’ve got loads of money in the bank. If he wont get me a boot boy, then a new goalkeepers top will do!

JD : What would you say are your main assets that you bring to the club ?

NH : 90% commitment, dedication and being a goalkeeper. I'd say Im alright to get on with too and I fit in with the team.

DB : My frame and agility in the air along with a little pace. Being the size I am coming out for crosses and corners is a strong point of mine. If you’re in my way, then you better get out, cos I’m coming through. Danny Yeo experienced the flying D at the beginning of the season when I claimed a ball in the air and landed on top of him, I think he’s still feeling the pain.

JD : Which defender(s) make your job easier ?

NH : Depends who’s playing really as the line up changes most weeks.

DB : None of 'em as they're all crap. No seriously it’s a team performance and if one person isn't playing too well then it’s up to the others to pick them up.

JD : Mr. Hanson, your first two games for Esprit were both cup matches, which both went into extra time and finally into penalities. What a way to start your career. Can you talk me through the game ?

NH : I cant remember them in full detail but it was a tough game and it was the start of my career at the club. I think I did reasonably well and proved my current position.

JD : But Esprit lost both these games on penalites. Are you crap at saving penalities then?

NH : From memory I think I saved at least one of the pens, so Im not entirely crap, so watch your mouth fella !

JD : Mr. Burton, what has been the best save you have pulled off. Was it reflex or just a major fluke ?

DB: I’ve got 2 best saves so far, I will talk you though them...

Spartans, A Cup Game – Cold, gloomy Sunday morning the wind was blowing a gale across the pitch, but thankfully the playing surface was in a good condition. The game started slow and not much happened in the first quarter of an hour, a few sloppy balls by us and Spartans seemed to get a foot hold in the game and were spreading and playing the ball on the ground from side to side. Some how the ball got played from right to left and with the confidence grow there left sided midfielder run the wing cut in side and left of a fizzing bending shot going no doubtable bottom corner, I set my feet pushed off and managed to tip the ball around the post. Top class premiership save.

May & Bakers, opening day of the season - In the first few minutes of the game, Aid’s let his man slip past in midfield with a burst of past (Age is taking it’s toll) then the ball got laid off to the wing, the ball was run to the corner flag then with a swift cut back to the edge of the area their attacking midfielder let off a riffling short that was moving like a bullet, swerving side to side with the ball going towards thetop corner. I saw the ball late, adjusted my feet and sprung to my right and tipped it around the post. It was nearly as good as Gareth’s 60 yard volley…..

JD : (yawning) Hmm...and if you concede a soft goal, do you blame the nearest player and point the finger or do you shoulder the blame on a weak defence?

DB : If I make a cock-up, I take it on my own shoulders, but at the end of the day like any good goalkeeper you have to blame the defence sometimes, even if it is my fault.

JD : Gents, what result would you prefer ? A 0-0 bore draw or a 4-4 draw with plenty of action ?

NH : 4-4 draw . Standing in that goal with nothing going on can be so boring.

DB : All keeper’s want to keep a clean sheet, but as it’s my first season and the Gaffer hasn't sorted my clean sheet bonus scheme out, I want to see some action so I’m going for a 4-4 draw. But on the current team form there’s more chance of letting in 4 than scoring 4. Ha ha

JD : What has been your best or most enjoyable game thus far ?

NH : Not Sure. ( Nick was voted man of the match in the recent 3-1 win against Bryant Rovers. - Ed. )

DB : The May & Bakers game was the best the team played even if we did only draw, cos of a dubious penalty decision. Plenty of action, good pitch surface and a great team performance.

JD : Both your birthdays are in December, just a day apart. Will you have a joint party or will one of you be on the bench ?

NH : Il sit on the bench I think if that’s alright with Dan !!!

DB : Well this year Nick went out on the piss and had the weekend off, so maybe next year we will all get together and go out on the piss and cancel the game.

JD : Would you be happy if next season had the same set up as this season regarding goalkeepers, or would you prefer to be just in goal all the time and stuff the other player ? Is the rotation policy working ?

DB : Of course I want to play ever game in my strongest position, and before anyone pipes up I know my best position is on the bench. But honestly I want to play whether it’s in goal or on pitch. Oh and we need to sort out the organisation for free-kicks, corners and my god dam bloody wall !!!

NH : Im happy with the rotation policy at the moment, I enjoy a run out on the field even though I lack the skill of an outfield player. Next season I would be happy if this policy carries on.

JD : Any final comments gentlemen?

NH : It would be better if the whole team committed to training. The more we train the better we will become. COME ON ESPRIT !

DB: Next time don’t ask so many god dam question. Oh and come on ESPRIT let’s be having ya!!!!!!!

JD : Thank you gentlemen, you have both been great sports.

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GARETH FOOT - JANUARY 2007

Welcome to this special edition as we interview Esprit's all-time top goalscorer with over 60 goals, Mr Gareth Foot.

JD : Welcome Mr. Foot, so tell me how does it feel to be Esprit's all-time top goalscorer ?

GF: What can I say, it feels great, I'm very proud of my goalscoring prowess.

JB: What has been your personal best, most memorable and most important goals for the club ?

GF : Crikey, theres been so many.... The one in the cup against Spartans recently was a good one, and I remember scoring a few against a team called Doors a few years back. But I think it has to be the game against Gold FC, which again was a few years ago. It was a bit of a grudge game at the time and the local derby, we managed to win 3-1 and I scored a hat-trick. Remember the Gascoigne goal for England in the European Championships in 1996 ? When he flicked it over Colin Hendry and volleyed it past the keeper, well it was what one of my goals in that games, although mine was slightly better.

JB : And any decent goal celebrations to go with them?

GF : Ha !! Again there was Big Stranger Rodeo a couple of weeks ago with Tango, but I think the one I remember most was me and Ogs skiing - it sounds crap, but it looked the nuts !

JB : What made you want to play for Esprit in the first place ? How did you find out about the club ?

GF: It was through one of my mates who was playing for the club at the time, asked me to go along to a training session over good old Valentines Park. I went and had a good kickabout, got to know the lads a bit and after a few more training sessions, Runo asked me to join - the rest is history I guess

JB : You were originally a centre-back, how did you end up playing as a striker?

GF : One day I turned up, all the strikers were injured and I threatened the gaffer. No, really I got pushed up-front when we were well ahead in a game (makes a change...) and I scored, Runo obviously saw that the big man was oozing talent and it went from there. I've filled in at centre-half a few times since then and I don't mind, I normally do ok and quite enjoy it, it's all for the good of the team

JB : Great attitude. So is it true (according to my intense research) that you use to play for Leyton Orient Youth?

GF : If I tell you, I'd have to kill you - but yeah I was centre-half there for a season when I was 16.

JB : Why did you leave Esprit back in 2001 after 3 successful seasons ? Also what made you return to your favourite club ?

GF : I started working in the Entertainment biz, and whilst I'm touring all around the country, I was never around for long, I'd be at home for probably only a couple of months of the year before moving on again. Coming 'home' was wicked, seeing the regulars as well as getting to know the new boys - Esprit gets in your blood and I love it.

JB : Which players have you most enjoyed playing with over the years ?

GF : Runo obviously (when he's not nicking my goals). It was great linking up to play with the old crew, Ricky, Davey Alex, Phil Lewis, Ogs and Channel 4 superstar Neg. And those who remember Ivo Di Menno I used to love playing alongside him - just listening to him made me laugh ! The squad we have now though are wicked, they're a good bunch of lads.

JB : What happened at your most recent birthday party up in Chelmsford ?

GF : Dunno, ask someone who remembers. Apparently Runo and I were getting 'close' but I honestly couldn't tell you. But never mind how drunk we were, me, the gaff and Popps all made it the following morning - yeah we were rough but we didn't let the team down and we won 3-1, which was nice.

JB : Butlins or a Health Farm ?

GF : Health Farm - but only if they had burger 'n chips

JB : Which players in the modern game do you base your game on ?

GF : Thats difficult, the lads would all say someone who doesn't run a lot. So for that reason I'd say someone like the mighty Teddy Sheringham - what I lack in pace I look to make up with in holding the ball up and bringing other players into the game.

JB : Finally any tips on how to strike a ball and finish as cleanly as you do ?

GF : Buy my Christmas DVD, it'll be in all good shops

JB : Gareth, I thank you for your time. Can I have your signature ?

GF : Thank you for the interview too, and as for my signature ?? Don't think so, you'll just put it on eBay when I'm famous........ ESPRIT FOREVER !!!!!

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PHIL LEWIS - FEBRUARY 2007

An exclusive interview with Phil Lewis as he completed his tenth season with Esprit FC. Mr Diola spoke to the "Ginger One" after his testimonial game against Astra as he was officially entered into the Esprit Hall of Fame as a Platinum Player.

JD : So welcome Mr. Lewis, first of all congratulations on the Platinium Player Award, how does it feel to receive such an award ?

PL : Thank you for your kind welcome but please don't touch me!!! I feel very proud, it is good to be part of something from the beginning and see it through for as long as you can. Also it is very scary to think that it has been 10 years since turning up on that cold February day,a gale behind us and losing 3-1 at half time, everyone was thinking how good this was (I was thinking OH MY GOD - we are gonna get smashed) We ended up losing10-1,and I gave away a penalty and from then on I was hooked.

JD :So how come you have stayed at the club for so long, 10 years at a Sunday League side is quite a commitment. What has attrached you to the club and were you ever tempted to leave?

PL : I am a very loyal person. I love playing for the team and feel I am part of the fixtures now. Also I don't like Hollyoaks and I can't play golf in the winter, also I can't imagine how much NEG would have missed me, so I might as well have stayed around. Tempted to leave, kind of but lets just say an incident happened many years ago that resulted in a few of my friends leaving, it would have been unfair to the Gaffer if I had left too. In life you must have morals and principals, it would have been wrong for me to leave!!

JD : Hence the award I guess. Why do you have so many cautions, 25 thus far and counting, the most in Esprit's history by a mile? Do you enjoy giving your details to the referee in hope of a future date?

PL : Commitment, commitment, commitment - the 3 C's....look you do your best, I try and get the ball but players are quicker and you have to foul sometimes, it is all part of the game. Besides which and don't be suprised, I am not very good!! Also some of the refs are awful and a lot of the time they don't understand the game. I just try and educate them and sometimes they don't appreciate the lecture. I don't think that figure of 25 includes cautions that weren't submitted, we are closer to 40 I reckon. HA HA, some of the referees are old and I figure they may have daughters who are willing to settle for less!!

JD : You have also played with almost every defender the club has ever had. Which defenders have been your favourite in terms of character and also who would be in your dream partnership at the back ?

PL : Characters?? We all know NEG is the only character!! But KUKS is a legend - the man just talks and is a very, very good defender!! I think the Hollick brothers are quality, Alan has got to be the best defender I have played with he has/had the lot - quality player!! The defence has had lots of good players Ivo di-Menno, Mike Harrigan, the Hollicks, Murphy, and Kuks (when we can shut him up), even up to now with Mr Yeo, Lee, Paul Hill and Daniel Parker.....difficult question but if I had to,Iwould pick a back four from left to right - Daniel Parker, Alan Hollick, Myself and KUKS at right back.......(sorry to anyone I have left out) I wanted to play myself in midfield!!

JD : Quite a line-up ! What have been your highlights thus far after a decade at Esprit ?

PL : It has to be gaining promotion beating Woodford Hammers 6-1 in the last game of the season a couplf of years ago. (Classic Matches - Archive Session)

JD : Was it a suprise to be voted Player of the Year in 2005 ?

PL : It was a surprise!! It was a very pleasant surprise but I do get very embarrassed!!

JD : You hardly miss a game and thus you became the first player to cross the 200 game mark for the club. what is the secret behind achieving so many appearances ?

PL : Always be committed to a tackle...if you go in half hearted that's when you get injured........turning up for training, luck and clearly the gaffer thought I was half decent

JD : What would you like to see at the club now and what do you expect for the future ?

PL : More wins!! I expect to retire soon.....the aching goes on a bit longer, the players who 2 years ago would be in your pocket are now running circles!! I would like a stint in Midfield!! I would like to see a group of young players come in to the team!! If we can find a nucleas of players who are young and can add pace who knows where we could go?!?

JD : Any final comments ?

PL : Not really, proud to play for ESPRIT......loved every minute!! Thanks to Onur and all the players who I have played with!! ESPRIT FOREVER!!!!

JD : Thank you for your time Mr.Lewis

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DARREN BULL - APRIL 2007

Welcome to this final interview of the season and who better to end the season with, than with the Bull. This special edition marks his four years with the club and he has sadly decided to hang up his boots.

JD : Welcome Mr. Bull, first of all, congratulations on your most recent award for Outstanding Contribution towards the club.

DB : I was very honoured to receive this award.

JD : So let's go back to the beginning, How did you hear about this club and what made you sign your footballing life away ?

DB: I heard about the club from other players (Mike Harrigan and Hakeem Kuku) that used to play with me at our previous club called Naturals and then Maryland. I signed for Esprit because no other club would take me on.

JD : You scored on your full debut against Stonewood, in only your second game for the club. Do you remember much about that goal back in October 2003?

DB: Not really, it was so long ago and I have scored so many goals since then.

JD : In fact, your first season was electric, 18 goals in 18 games, how did you manage that?

DB :Great finishing and being able to stay fit as I was playing every week back then.

JD: What has been your favourite and most important goals for the club?

DB: Again, I can't remenber as I've scored so many goals, my favourite goals are the ones where I went round the goalkeeper a few times and then scored.

JD : What about that hat -trick against Woodford Hammers which sealed promotion?

DB: Can't remember too much about it,(It must be the age) and I never realised that I single handedly took the team up.

JD : You played most of your games as the supporting striker, who has been your favoured partner and why ?

DB : Wale is my favoured partner because we played together for our last 3 clubs and a number of years together and we both know each others game and my 18 goals in my first season was playing up front with him.

JD : More recently you have been moved to left- wing. Why is that and which position do you prefer? DB: I got moved because no one else could play on the left-wing and I felt comfortable on the wing or up front but my favourite position is up front with Wale. JD: You have a very calm influence on the side. What makes you so damn cool and laid-back all the time? DB: Just enjoying playing football and try and play with a smile on my face. JD : The manager has said that your the best dribbler he has ever had at the club in his time, and also one of the most selfless. What are your feelings towards these comments? DB : I have to say I totally agree with him.

Bully gets Silverware

JD : Why are you retiring at the young age of 34? What do you have planned now ?

DB: I'm retiring because I work alot of Sundays and its hard to stay fit. I also take my boy to football on Sundays now.

JD :How do you think your team Orient have done recently ?

DB: They survived after promotion the season before so hopefully better next season.

JD: How would you sum up your 4 seasons with Esprit ?

DB :Started fantastically well then got older and less fitter.

JD : Any final comments ? Will your son Luke play for Esprit one day ?

DB : Hopefully he will play for Orient but otherwise maybe Esprit if they can afford him.

JD : Thank you for your time, its been an absolute pleasure and the best of luck in the future.

DB : Thank you for yours. Good luck for next season and I will try and come and see everyone one Sunday when I 'm off work.

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PLAYER OF THE YEAR - MAY 2007

An exclusive interview with the Esprit Player of the Year .

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